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16 July 2012 @ 09:01 pm
Numb3rs Fic: The Internet is for Cookies  
Written for numb3rs100 Challenge #376 - Cookie


Title: The Internet is for Cookies
Pairing/Characters: Colby, David
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 200
Spoilers: Pilot, Judgment Call
Summary: The Internet is for porn for a lot of people
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ


"Dude," Colby pushed away from the keyboard of a laptop found at a suspect's abandoned apartment. "I don't get this whole Internet porn addiction thing."

David looked up from the box of papers he'd been going through. The two had been stuck for hours in the war room and had all but run out of conversation topics. "How so?"

Colby gestured to the screen where a porn site was flickering with rotating X-rated images. "At some point a guy's got to realize with all the hours spent online he could actually spend a few going out and, you know, maybe getting some real action?"

David polished off one box of potential evidence and opened another.

"Hey, some guys don't just walk into a bar and have girls hanging all over them in five minutes."

Colby looked affronted. "Are you implying that I do?"

"Ha!" David laughed heartily. "You, my friend, are sadly more the Internet porn site type."

"Who says?" Colby huffed. "I don't do that stuff."

"So you say..." David smirked, looking smug, giving Colby's chair a friendly kick to tease him. "But I've been on your personal laptop and your web browser cookies tell a whole other story."

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ladygray99: DavidN3ladygray99 on July 17th, 2012 05:49 am (UTC)
HA!!!

Poor Colby. You'd think he'd know to clean out his browser history.
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Candi: Colby and Davidmustangcandi on July 22nd, 2012 05:37 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHA.

Oh, I miss these two. The banter was the best.

Thanks for this! Loved it!