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12 July 2008 @ 11:59 pm
Numb3rs Fic: Being Colby  
Posted to numb3rs_het

Title: Being Colby
Pairing/Characters: Colby/Simone, Don, Megan, David, OC
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Seasons 1-4
Summary: After going through hell Colby's life is pretty good now
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ


"Man, these waves are wicked! I haven't seen curls this good in weeks."

"And I haven't been surfing in weeks. Lucky me..."


"Here, take an extra half dozen muffins on the house. You boys in law enforcement deserve a little extra."

"Thank you, Ma'am. That's very kind of you."


"Don't drink that battery acid break room coffee. Here... I brought coffee in from Starbucks."

"Wow, thanks. That's cool of you Megan."


"Dude, you're a life saver bringing muffins again! I totally owe you. If we rap up this case in time first round at Gonzalez is on me."

"Don, David says he'll buy a round if we get this case over with fast."

"Then let's do it. But first throw me a muffin..."


"The algorithm is almost done, hey are those muffins?"

"Help yourself, Charlie."

"Thanks, Colby. Hey are you free Sunday? We have an extra ticket for the Dodgers game. Do you want to join my Dad and Don and I? We've got great seats!"




"Surprise! Grab your keys, Granger. I'm buying you lunch and you're driving."


"Sorry I'm back late from lunch, Don."

"Don't sweat it. For all you do around here? Don't even think about it."


"Don, we've got a lead on the perp's location!"

"Okay David, you and Colby go check it out."


"You have the right to remain silent..."

"Dude, I am so buying you that round... Nice tackle!"


"I'll finish up the paperwork, you guys can all take off."

"You sure, Don?"

"Absolutely. Get a head start on the weekend for once."



"Oh hell, I'm on a roll. I'll buy the next round too."

"You sure, David?"

"You saved my ass out there. Of course I'm sure."



"So, Agent Granger... You had to leave me all hot and bothered at lunchtime. Any chance you'll make it up to a girl? Say at my place?"


"Ten minutes, Colby. I'm wearing the red outfit you like..."

"Sorry, David. Got to run!"


"What are you thinking, Col?"

"For a guy that went through hell and back more than once? I've got a pretty good life..."

Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on July 13th, 2008 07:37 am (UTC)
First off, this ficlet was written as a birthday gift for the very kind magisterequitum.

Secondly, I swear I meant for it to be gen! I don't know how Simone slipped in there! /glares at Simone/

Anyway, I had this idea to write a little gen Colby piece and this thing showed up instead. /scratches head/ It has Surfing!Wet!Colby (which got a thumbs up from cerisereve and mustangcandi earlier) and my favorite Muffin!Man!Colby. Throw in a few more choice Colbys and end it with nice Naked!Colby in bed and it seems like he had a very nice day indeed.

So Magister, I hope you have a very nice birthday indeed!


Emma DeMarais
hear me roar: Haha!magisterequitum on July 13th, 2008 11:32 am (UTC)

I loved this! Going through Colby's day was great. And he ended up nekkid! What better way than that? ;)

And now I have the Muffin Man song in my head.

*hums* Do you know the Muffin Man? The Muffin Man. The Muffin Man. Do you know the Muffin Man who is an FBI agent?

You are too kind, Emma! *Hugs*

Edited at 2008-07-13 11:32 am (UTC)
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on July 13th, 2008 06:25 pm (UTC)
I really wanted it to be a better fic, but this is what the muse gave me. /glares at muse/

I hope you have a great day and a wonderful year to come...

/sends hugs back/