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12 February 2010 @ 11:59 pm
Numb3rs Fic: Adrenaline: The Bike  
Posted to numb3rs_het

Title: Adrenaline: The Bike
Series/Universe: Caffeine
Pairing/Characters: Billy/Officer Morris
Rating: R
Spoilers: Man Hunt
Summary: Billy has his motorcycle shipped to California from the East Coast
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

'It's here' was all the text message said.

Billy sent it and waited for a response back from Caroline. She was just about to get off work so he knew she'd see it and understand.

It had cost a fair amount to ship his motorcycle from the East Coast, but Billy hadn't wanted to waste three vacation days riding it cross country. Actually before that would have sounded like a great vacation, but now he was saving all his vacation time to spend with his girlfriend and a road trip without her by his side wasn't his idea of a good time.

He was still getting used to the idea of that word. Neither of them had said it out loud, but Don had more than once referred to her as his girlfriend - even in front of her - and neither of them had protested so it seemed a done deal. Whenever he was in the area they spent the night together - usually at her apartment since his was just a crash pad for when he wasn't on the road in cheap motels hunting fugitives.

'Ooh' the return text from Caroline said, her trademark snark clear even in simple text. 'Want some help polishing your chrome?'

Billy burst out laughing at the euphemism and at the fact that he'd already cleaned up and polished the bike to perfection before he texted her, not wanting to show off his motorcycle until it looked perfect. Caroline had been riding for years even before she got the job with CHP, so her appreciation meant something to him.

Work required him to drive an SUV, but he'd kept the motorcycle at his parents' place for whenever he'd be in town. The hills in their county were dotted with winding roads just screaming for long rides. California's traffic wouldn't be as fun, but he was sure she'd know some out of the way areas to get lost in for an afternoon.

He'd hoped her first view of the shiny silver bike would be in bright sunlight, where it would look more impressive, but the day had been overcast with a chance of drizzle so he'd resigned himself to having it delivered straight into her unit's garage at her apartment complex. He only had a carport at his place and she'd agreed to share the space seeing as how one motorcycle left plenty of extra room to park another alongside it.

A thrumming noise outside told Billy she was home; he'd know the sound of her motor running anywhere. He opened up the garage door in time for her to ride up and cut the engine, pulling off her helmet with a wide smile as she parked.

"Very sexy! And the bike's not bad either!"

Billy chuckled as he came over to her, offering and accepting a lingering kiss of greeting.

Feeling brazen, he tossed back a joking comment of his own. "I can only let you look at it for a few minutes because my girlfriend's on her way here."

Caroline laughed. "Am I going to have to fight her?"

"Over me?" Billy asked, amused.

"Hell no. I meant the bike!" Caroline walked over to it, running her hand appreciatively over the teardrop gas tank. "I'd take her down if she tried to get first dibs on a ride on this sweet machine."

"I tell you what..." Billy sidled up behind her, wrapping his arms around her waist and burying his face in her neck. "Why don't we go for a ride tomorrow? We can head out somewhere empty, trade bikes and let you get a feel for her when you open up the throttle."

"All right," she agreed, leaning back into his body. "Weather permitting because I'm so not christening a bike this nice in the rain."

"Of course." He gave her a nudge. "Go on, see how it feels."

He released her and she threw a leg over the bike, settling on it, grabbing the handlebars as she appraised the fit.

"This works..." She nodded, settling in. "This definitely works."

Billy eyed her, unable to keep the pleased smile off his face.

"You look really hot on my bike," he admitted when she raised an eyebrow at him.

"Really?" She leaned back and unzipped her leather jacket partway, revealing her white v-neck shirt beneath. "Better yet..." She unbuttoned the top three buttons, exposing her ample cleavage. "Do I look ready to jump now?"

"Darlin' you just have to show up to jumpstart my heart," Billy told her. He straddled the bike behind her, letting his hands roam over her hips and waist before he dipped his fingers into her cleavage. She let her head fall back against his shoulder, arching into his touch. "I mean, if the garage door wasn't open..."

Caroline abruptly pulled away, leaving him surprised until he saw she was closing the garage door.

"I'm sure the neighbors would love to see your new bike," she joshed, "but preferably when we're not on it half-naked."

"Only half?" Billy's snicker died away as Caroline started avidly stripping.

"Well, half in that I'll be naked," she amended, loosening her hair from the functional ponytail she wore it in for work. She quickly put out a hand to stop him from shedding his clothes. "You?" She gestured to his riding leathers which he still had on from taking the bike out for a spin after the delivery. "You keep those on."

She stripped and mounted the bike, this time facing him, and they fell into ardent kissing immediately - his hands taking in her warm flesh as hers skated over his leather clad body.

"How did I miss that you had this fantasy?" he murmured, ravishing her neck.

"You know, I didn't really think about it until I saw you and the bike, but hey, where's the bad?"

"No bad here," he agreed as she pulled away to lay back over his bike, stretching out over the tank and handlebars.

"Come on," she beckoned to him, tauntingly. "Let's test how good your kickstand is."

Billy paused only long enough to free himself from his pants - using those seconds to cement a visual of a naked Caroline with her blonde hair splayed over his bike for posterity - then moved over her and into her welcoming heat, sinking in with a muffled groan of pleasure.

The motorcycle between his thighs... Caroline's ankles crossed behind him, urging him on... The scent of leather, gasoline and sex heady in his nostrils...

Caroline's hands fisted in his leather coat, air coming out of her in harsh puffs as he drove into her.

He could feel her muscles tighten as she grew close, those little sounds he knew so well now falling from her lips to tell him she was almost there.

"Fuck, you feel so good, look so amazing..." he murmured, knowing how much she liked dirty talk. "You, naked on my bike, on my cock..."

"Turn it on," she blurted out, half gasping. As he gaped at her she spoke again, more adamant. "Start the ignition!"

He reached around her and started the engine, the powerful motor sending instant vibrations through both their bodies.

Caroline clutched him hard, biting her lip as she shuddered through her release.

Billy followed her over, straining through his own powerful completion, revved up by the feel of her clenching around him and the purr of the motor beneath them.

He flicked the motor off as they came down, gasping with haggard breaths that spoke of satisfaction before they dissolved into kisses once again.

"You are really something else, Lina, you know that?" he marveled.

"I know." She looked up at him with a saucy grin. "But we'd better hit the shower. My boyfriend's due over any time now to show me his new bike."

Billy tipped his head back and roared with laughter.

"Am I going to have to fight him?"

"Yes," she tossed out, peeling herself off the leather seat to stand. "But only for the bike." She waited until he was standing beside the bike as well and let him envelop her in his arms, pulling her in for a languid kiss.

"He can keep his bike," Billy scoffed, gazing at his girlfriend - and that word came a lot easier now that they'd said it to each other, even in jest. "I just want you."

Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 03:43 am (UTC)
This was written for my slashwife melissima's birthday.

Yes, it's late, but the last few days have not been optimal and I know Mel understands. /♥s her/

BTW, after Over the Edge and Leathers? Clearly I've got a fixation on motorcycle sex. Yum. This is going to be a three part series (AFAIK, YMMV - Your Muse May Vary) with The Ride and The Thrill coming after. FWIW, this falls between Caffeine and Morphine in the series. Lina hasn't gotten hurt on her motorcycle yet so they're still pretty carefree about it and they haven't moved in together officially yet.

Caffeine, Morphine, Adrenaline... Now that I've got a drug type theme going I am going to have to think up what other substances I can use for future installments in this series. /is open to suggestions/ Because any MM/CC pairing universe is so not going to die out as long as my slashwife is around. /grins/

Very special thanks to beta t_vo0810 for her assistance with this fic.

ETA: Go check out Mel's birthday party post for a pic of Max Martini on the motorcycle that inspired this fic. (And wish her a belated bday too! Fridays are dead on LJ so the party didn't show up on many people's radar.)


Emma DeMarais

Edited at 2010-02-16 03:57 am (UTC)
One Part Exuberance; Two Parts Obsession: billy smilespenguingal on February 16th, 2010 03:50 am (UTC)
I think you just fucking killed me. I will have to call in ded to work tomorrow. Jesus.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 03:53 am (UTC)

As much as I would delight in my fic rendering you unable to work I fear I can't afford your mortgage so you shall have to continue your employment, my dear. Your deding is hereby postponed for 70 years. Sorry. ;-) (Thankfully your *employment* won't last the full 70 years! Hee!)

melissimamelissima on February 16th, 2010 04:10 am (UTC)

This is so freaking HAWT. And the banter!!!! You write the best. banter. evar.

"Come on," she beckoned to him, tauntingly. "Let's test how good your kickstand is."

I can hear her saying that. *giggles*

"Fuck, you feel so good, look so amazing..." he murmured, knowing how much she liked dirty talk. "You, naked on my bike, on my cock..."

"Turn it on," she blurted out, half gasping. As he gaped at her she spoke again, more adamant. "Start the ignition!"

Happy Birthday to me! /dies and is ded/

I love you. But you know that already. Thank you so much for this!

Edited at 2010-02-16 04:17 am (UTC)
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 09:39 am (UTC)
/revives you too/

You know, I love a good deding as much as the next author, but just make sure I'm around to revive you guys. You don't get to stay ded, you know?

Anyway, I'm glad you liked it. I hope to have the next two parts done before your next birthday celebration. /grins/

Candi: Cuffsmustangcandi on February 16th, 2010 12:58 pm (UTC)

*falls off chair*

samueljames left a comment to the Billy and Officer Morris icons that I made a while ago, and I was thinking as I looked at them again how much I needed some new Coop/Officer Hottie fic. Yup. This will do quite nicely. They are so effin' hot together. I love the way you write the snark - the reader can just hear both voices so clearly. I also love this fic as they settle into "boyfriend/girlfiend" mode. Just wonderful. Great way to start my day. *applauds

The only problem is, every time you write these two... I want more. I'm greedy. haha. *still needs to upload a Billy icon*

Edited at 2010-02-16 12:58 pm (UTC)
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 01:03 pm (UTC)
LOL Well when you want fic from me the muse tends to supply it so ask away! There are two parts to this remaining to be written after all. ;-)

More icons would be FTW! You know Mel would totally consider it a birthday present to have more Billy and/or Officer Hottie graphics. (She does use the wallpaper you had made for her BTW.)
Candi: OMG YAY!mustangcandi on February 16th, 2010 01:10 pm (UTC)
There are two parts to this remaining to be written after all.

Please see icon for my reaction to this news. Thank goodness I'm alone in my office. My temporary office mate may really think I'm crazy if she saw me Kermit flailing around the room.

*grabby hands* Definitely need more Coop/Office Hottie fic in the world. *eyes your muse... smiles very politely and bats lashes, pwease pwease pwease??

And after looking up some pics of Max and Christina, the icons might not be from Numb3rs... but whew. I could do some damage. Maybe that will be my next project since my current N3 icons are driving me nuts. LOL.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 01:20 pm (UTC)
You know what would make a hot icon? The pic of Max on the motorcycle I put in Mel's bday post. OMG HOT!

And yeah, N3 doesn't matter, just MM and CC. Mel will adore you forever. :-)

BTW, did you see my call for drugs/titles in the Confession post? You're a chemist; what substance should I add to the list of Caffeine, Morphine and Adrenaline? More titles means more fic!
Candi: Colby mustangcandi on February 16th, 2010 03:37 pm (UTC)
Hmmm... Nicotine and Amphetamine spring to mind. (I'm not entirely sure what that says about me. hahaha.) Since adrenaline is a hormone, testerone might work for a title too. Then again, it doesn't end in -ine so it breaks the pattern. LOL. If I come up with any more, I'll let you know. LOL.


And... I'll probably have a good look through that post for Mel's birthday for inspiration for icons. *wink*

Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 03:41 pm (UTC)
Hmm... I hadn't really set a standard yet, but so far I mostly think of them as stimulating substances. So I guess I could break with the ines and go for say Alcohol or Endorphins. I'll have to think more about it.

I already have a fic named Nicotine, amusingly enough, and it has Billy in it. /grins/

Candi: Chemistmustangcandi on February 16th, 2010 03:46 pm (UTC)
LOL. I left the other comment before I got this one. Sorry about that. I was trying to come up with a list that would be useful for fic but I think since you've used caffeine, nicotine, adrenaline and morphine - you've touched all the major bases. LOL.

This is a little too much fun for me while I'm at work. haha.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 03:49 pm (UTC)
Hey, they're all chemical compounds (Mel even has a geeky t-shirt with the chemical composition of caffeine on it LOL) so they're kind of work related! /big grin/

Then again, I guess that's like saying going to the beach is related because water is H20. /snerk/
Candi: Ocean Wavemustangcandi on February 16th, 2010 03:54 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA. Get out of here! I totally just emailed Tina that I needed to go to the beach!

You've just given me an excuse! hahaha. I could totally say "this is to test for pesticides in the water... honest!"

Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 03:57 pm (UTC)
ROFL! Oh most definitely - getting water samples to test for pollutants is so a good excuse for a beach trip. /big grins/
Candi: Colby - Grinningmustangcandi on February 16th, 2010 03:43 pm (UTC)
Another one...



All of course keeping with the -ine motif.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 16th, 2010 03:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Another one...
Ooh! I really like Dopamine!

I'm also thinking about Testosterone.


Karen: ncis perfectbyrons_brain on February 16th, 2010 07:18 pm (UTC)
Awww, this is just wonderful!
julietm: Me-owjulietm on February 17th, 2010 01:55 pm (UTC)
*falls out of chair

OMG...this is the first thing I read this morning and good gravy, what a way to wake up! WHEW!

I love everything about these two...you write them so well!! And OMFG...HAWWWWWWWWWWT!!

I was thoroughly enjoying it and then she said to turn the bike on and it was over for me...I was on the floor. LOL

Great stuff!!!!!!
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 17th, 2010 10:56 pm (UTC)

I ADORE comments like this! Thank you! /smishes you like mad/

I was just thinking it was okay (I rarely find my own porn hot) and then Lina said to start the bike's engine and I perked RIGHT up. LOL So yeah, even I get that OMG moment myself with these fic. Hehehe

Here's to the next two parts of Adrenaline!