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21 February 2010 @ 02:01 pm
Numb3rs Fic: Vanilla Colby  
Written for numb3rs100 Challenge #251 – Speak

Title: Vanilla Colby
Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Colby
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Spoilers: Judgment Call
Summary: There's a reason why Colby doesn't get too adventurous
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Charlie was doubled over on the bed, red-faced, and laughing so hard he was almost unable to breathe.

Colby let out a long sigh of frustration, sitting with his back against the headboard, his wrists bound to the bed frame's slender posts with Charlie's brand new restraints.

Only the posts were no longer attached to the bedframe. The ends were splintered, broken off when brawny Colby had pulled a wee bit too hard.

Over the hysterical laughter Colby spoke slowly and clearly.

"You asked why I was so vanilla?" he intoned. "This. This is why I stay vanilla."

Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on February 21st, 2010 10:03 pm (UTC)
Quite a while back I wrote a fic called Chocolate Colby.

I thought it might be fun to try writing Vanilla Colby as a follow up. ;-)

Very special thanks to beta melissima for her assistance with this fic.


Emma DeMarais
rubynye: Numb3rs nomination iconrubynye on February 21st, 2010 10:36 pm (UTC)
*cracks the hell up* Oh, dear. Super!Colby strikes again!
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 21st, 2010 10:40 pm (UTC)

This was just too funny a visual not to write. /big grin/

Dani: Papa LMAOumbralillium on February 22nd, 2010 12:11 am (UTC)
*tries to get laughter under control enough to comment* *UTTERLY FAILS* BRB DYING OF LOLZ
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 22nd, 2010 12:27 am (UTC)
HEE! I thought that visual would make people LOL and not just Charlie. ;-)

Thanks for LMK it worked.

P.S. Missed you and Jes in chat today!
Dani: Chris Kane *giggle*umbralillium on February 22nd, 2010 12:50 am (UTC)
Definitely worked. XDDDD

P.S. I've been sick and was on the couch watching a movie/napping for most of the chat. Hopefully I'll be there next week.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 22nd, 2010 12:59 am (UTC)
Oh, man! I'm sorry to hear that. /sends virtual chicken soup/ I hope you feel better soon!
Dani: cat need sleep nowumbralillium on February 22nd, 2010 01:11 am (UTC)
Thanks. I hope I feel better soon, too. I'd REALLY like to get a decent night's sleep, again.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on February 22nd, 2010 01:21 am (UTC)
Gah! You and me both!
lilacs_roseslilacs_roses on February 22nd, 2010 03:38 am (UTC)
Ditto everyone else.... ROFLMBO!!! This was so great!!!

... There's a definite bunny there somewhere -- considering I read Smallville along with Superman/Batman :D

Well done!
SamuelJames: Numb3rs-Colby/Charliesamueljames on February 22nd, 2010 12:15 pm (UTC)
Very funny, Colby is too strong for his own good. Still laughter is an important thing in relationships so it was a lovely moment between them.
ladygray99ladygray99 on February 22nd, 2010 12:46 pm (UTC)
Now this just made me smile.
boymommytotwoboymommytotwo on February 22nd, 2010 12:48 pm (UTC)
draoichtanghra on February 22nd, 2010 11:20 pm (UTC)
This was good - very, very good. AND I went back and read Chocolate Colby - also very good. How exactly do you manage such consistent brilliance?! :D

Drew: (n3) Colby is lovekiscico on February 24th, 2010 02:37 am (UTC)

Oh, Colby. :)