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22 December 2010 @ 09:06 pm
Numb3rs/Leverage Fic: Dangerous Liaisons of a Different Kind  
Posted to numb3rs_slash
Crossposted to geteven_getfic and n3crossovers

Title: Dangerous Liaisons of a Different Kind
Pairing/Characters: Billy/Eliot
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Man Hunt (Numb3rs), The Nigerian Job (Leverage)
Summary: The first time they met Billy damn near got his arm broken
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

The first time they met, Billy damn near got his arm broken.

He's pretty sure there would have been a lot more damage if Don hadn't shown up flashing his badge to prove he wasn't one of the mobsters Eliot had been expecting to ambush him at his 'retrieval'.

Once they offered him immunity for whatever he was there for he provided the information they needed to locate the Austin brothers and put them back in jail.

Eliot had simply appeared out of nowhere at the bar they were celebrating at after the arrests, bought Billy a drink, raised his glass to him with a smoldering look from a dozen feet away that electrified Billy's entire body, then disappeared into the night.

The sculpture Eliot had been sent to retrieve never did show up in the inventory of stolen goods they collected.

The second time they met Billy was off duty, enjoying a weekend of not busting heads in Bumfuck, Nebraska. He'd thought it would be a quiet two days of catching up on laundry and cleaning his apartment.

He was wrong.

Eliot showed up at his door and left the place in shambles.

He didn't leave Billy in much better condition. He called in sick for Monday, still laid out on the bed exhausted from a brutally amazing two solid days of sex.

The third time Billy saw Eliot he was ready; he called into work the second he saw him across the parking lot.



"El." Billy nodded at him, keeping a good six feet between them. "How you been?"

"Good. Still in one piece." Eliot cocked his head at him. "You?"

"Been ducking when the bullets start flying," Billy answered casually.

Eliot wrinkled his nose in distaste. "I don't like guns." He took a few steps forward. "So... Got any free time?"

Billy's heartbeat raced faster with each step of his approach. "Some."

"Good." He moved so fast he was almost a blur, pushing Billy up against the SUV, grabbing a handful of his shirt and licking a long stripe up Billy's neck that made him instantly hard - that taut body pressed against his, with all the memories it brought up, too much to resist. "Because you're about to be very very busy for the next couple of days."

Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on December 23rd, 2010 05:06 am (UTC)
I was given this pairing to write by umbralillium for her birthday. I posted this in slashchat for her, but it was too delicious not to share. ;-)

Yes, I know people will want more. Hell, *I* want more and I wrote it! But the muse hasn't coughed up any more so it's the same waiting game with this as with all my other yummy bunnies: watch and see what the muse decides to play with. /sigh/

Thanks for the lovely pairing, Umbra!


Emma DeMarais
Dani: Eliot TAKE IT OFF!umbralillium on December 23rd, 2010 05:44 am (UTC)
*PUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Still as UNF-inducing the second time around as it was the first. ^_________^ Grazie, bella!
But what if I'm a mermaid?: Queen of Wands - readdeepbluemermaid on December 23rd, 2010 09:34 am (UTC)
Oh, wow. I'd never thought of that crossover, nor that pairing in particular, but it makes a whole heap of sense. Also: hot!
kilthunterkilthunter on December 23rd, 2010 02:05 pm (UTC)
Thank you for the pretty pictures I now have in my head. Great story!
One Part Exuberance; Two Parts Obsession: billy smilespenguingal on December 24th, 2010 02:52 am (UTC)
Tasty. And so much badass in one place.
hoosierbitchhoosierbitch on January 12th, 2011 07:30 pm (UTC)
YAY VIOLENT SEX! I love how much you say with so little, here, and how in character it is. UNF UNF UNF.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on January 12th, 2011 11:51 pm (UTC)
HEE! I just wish I'd been able to actually write what happens next. (LOL I accidentally typed happwns but seeing as how Eliot's totally pwned Billy's ass, it's appropriate!)

I really need to get my porn on this year. Last year even my RoK fic wasn't all that impressive.

/pats self down looking for porn muse/

She was just here! Um, like a year or two ago? /sheepish/