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12 February 2011 @ 11:59 pm
Numb3rs Fic: Anandamide: The Art  
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Title: Anandamide: The Art
Series/Universe: Caffeine
Pairing/Characters: Billy/Officer Morris
Rating: R
Spoilers: Man Hunt
Summary: Chocolate contains compounds known to induce feelings of bliss
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

"No, no, no..." Billy gave Caroline a look of impatience as he admonished her gently. "You can't move while I'm doing this or it won't come out right."

"You're taking too long," Caroline huffed, though a little smile still graced her lips. "When is it my turn?"

"Your turn to work on me?" Billy loaded his pastry brush with a fresh dollop of thick chocolate body paint and finished the spiral he'd drawn around Caroline's full round breast, finishing it off by painting the nipple in white chocolate with his other pastry brush for contrast. "Or your turn to get all this chocolate goodness licked off of you?"

"Yes," Caroline answered simply. "Seriously, you can't expect me just to be still." She intercepted his empty hand as he returned from putting a brush down, dusted a couple of his fingers with honey dust and brought them to her mouth, pausing only long enough to marry her wicked words with a tantalizing gaze. "I have to keep myself... entertained." She sucked the fingers into her mouth, her eyes not leaving Billy's.

His breath caught, but his control was strong. He waited her out and as she finally let the slick digits slip from her lips he dragged them down her neck and bisected her chest with them before pulling them away, teasingly short of where he knew she wanted to be teased.

"Compromise?" Billy smirked at her, eyes taking in his delicious handiwork so far. "I've finished the right side of your torso so you can use your right hand to play with as long as I get access to your left side to finish my masterpiece."

"Deal," Caroline said, sitting up on the drop cloth covered mattress. "For now..." she added with a sly grin. "I reserve the right to make a mess if the mood strikes me."

"That," Billy told her, wagging a finger at her playfully, "comes later. Thus the drop cloth and not your good sheets." He loaded up a brush with dark chocolate paint and set himself to making more chocolate polka dots across her stomach to match the other side. "Try to keep the wriggling to a minimum."

As Billy focused on his painting he felt the barest whisper of air movement near his neck and ear followed by the wet heat of Caroline's tongue licking its way up his bare skin. "Honey dust... Mmm..." she murmured, teeth tugging at his earlobe before her tongue flicked the inside of his ear. "Who knew dust could be a good thing?" The feather dispenser used to distribute the honey dust returned only this time it grazed his collarbone so lightly it tickled and he reacted, fudging his dot slightly so he had to make it a little larger to keep it nice and round. "Now who's wriggling?"

Caroline's husky chuckle in his ear wasn't helping him with his control. He was determined to make foreplay last tonight after too many quickies between cases. Cell phones off, no bosses interfering and a whole tray of delectable goodies to get through before the night was over.

He retaliated by repeating a tribal design along her side - the same one that had tickled her when he painted it on the other side - and let a little chortle out when she jumped then forced herself to still until he was done with that portion.

"Not as easy as it looks, is it?" he taunted. "Oops! Dripped. Can't have that." He lowered his mouth to where he'd pretended to accidentally drip dark chocolate onto her nipple, sucking it into his mouth and swirling his tongue over it, relishing the deep cocoa flavor as well as the arousal his ministrations brought out in her. Pulling back, he loaded up his brush to paint matching swirls on her left breast. "You know, isn't there some sort of chemical compound in chocolate that's supposed to make you feel good?"

"Other than fat and sugar?" Caroline teased. "Yeah, a few of them, but you're probably thinking of anandamide." He finished off his dark chocolate swirl and reached for the white chocolate brush to complete his work of art only to have Caroline block his way as she dipped her fingers into the warm pot of dark chocolate body paint. "It's named after ananda - the Sanskrit word for bliss."

Billy gasped as gooey warmth was slathered over the head of his bare cock. Caroline's lusty chuckle was back and this time Billy was helpless to keep her at bay. What Caroline wanted, Caroline got.

"Oops," she mocked. "I made a mess."

"Lina..." he managed to choke out as her fingers slipped slick over his hardness.

She tipped her head up briefly to whisper into his ear before lowering her head towards his lap.

"Good thing I'm hungry for a little 'bliss'..."

Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on February 15th, 2011 04:41 am (UTC)
This was written for my slashwife melissima's birthday.

Yes, it's late (see Confession datestamp), but Mel persisted in flailing over what she wanted me to write for her so in the end I had to decide for myself or risk publishing nothing at all. (A travesty!)

She had asked for food porn for N3NY before so I figured I could finagle a food porn angle for the Caffeine Series staring her faves, MM and CC. (Chocolate body painting inspired by CC in Better Than Chocolate.) I liked it so much I'm going to make it multi-part, like I did with Adrenaline: The Bike. (I almost wrote Part 2 of Adrenaline, but I was more in the mood for food than speed. Hehehe)

And yes, Anandamide is one of the compounds in chocolate and was named after bliss since they think it contributes to those lovely happy feelings you get when eating it. So whether you got a chocolate valentine or not today, indulge! Happy brain chemicals FTW!

So happy (belated) birthday, my lovely slashwife! I hope you enjoy this sliver of bliss!

Very special thanks to beta t_vo0810 for her assistance with this fic.


Emma DeMarais
melissima: Garcia Guh! <lj user=melissima>melissima on February 15th, 2011 04:52 am (UTC)
Too bad I don't have my painted-CC icon anymore...

That...was delicious.

I always thought that BTC scene would have been better with actual chocolate! And Billy reacting to the feather? GUUUUUUUUH. I think I have discovered a kink for making strong men shiver. /toes curl./

Thank you so much for my delectable gift! If this is what happens when I don't make a request I am never making one again. :beams:

Edited at 2011-02-15 04:52 am (UTC)
t_vo0810: maxsideglance ohyeaht_vo0810 on February 15th, 2011 04:55 am (UTC)
Re: Too bad I don't have my painted-CC icon anymore...
ditto ditto ditto. everything she said. i already mem'd this sucker. it's a new fav. :D
One Part Exuberance; Two Parts Obsessionpenguingal on February 15th, 2011 05:00 am (UTC)
Yummy. I'm aroused and hungry. I like it.
Candi: I Need Chocolatemustangcandi on February 15th, 2011 01:05 pm (UTC)
God I love these two! I love them even more when the words come from your pen (or keyboard, whichever.) This was delicious and right on par with the whole Caffeine series which may be one of the hottest series I've ever read (Jet Black series excluded. *smiles*) And did I read your confession correctly? There's more of this? Don't tease me woman.

*adds to memories for later deliciousness.

All of these fic and picspams the past couple of days have me in the mood for some serious Numb3rs time. YAY! *clings* Thank you for thiS!
browngirl on February 15th, 2011 02:35 pm (UTC)
*melts out of my chair onto the floor*
julietm: Handcuffs and whipped creamjulietm on February 15th, 2011 05:11 pm (UTC)
OMG...this totally made my day. Thank you thank you. These two are SO HAWT. Seems like I had my dessert before lunch today! Such a naughty girl I am. :P