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17 November 2011 @ 11:59 pm
Bones Fic: Three Martial Arts Two Special Forces and a Damsel in Distress  
Posted to 206_bones

Title: Three Martial Arts Two Special Forces and a Damsel in Distress
Pairing/Characters: Seeley, Jared, Temperance, OCs
Rating: PG13
Spoilers: Seasons 1-4
Summary: Nothing rings in the holidays like a potential bar fight
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

"Let go! You're hurting me!"

The young woman's voice cut through the din of the bar and while several heads turned to look all of them went back to their own business when she ducked her head and quieted.

Except two.

The young woman and the man she was with found themselves penned into the bar by two tall men with broad shoulders.

"Is there a problem here?" the older looking of the two inquired.

"No, everything's fine. Just keep walking." The man took her by the arm again, immune to her wincing and tried to tug her away. "Come on, Bridgid, let's get out of here."

Neither man moved and continued to block their exit without blinking.

"Rodney, just leave," Bridgid pleaded. "Please."

"I ain't going nowhere alone. You're coming with me."

As Rodney once again tried to tug her along, both men blocking his path moved in even tighter.

"The lady doesn't want to leave with you," the older one said, his voice sounding like a bit of a threat.

"Yeah, and she even said please," the younger of the two piped up. "So I think you should be on your way and let the lady spend her evening in peace."

"What business is this of yours?" Rodney spat out.

"Well, to start with," the older man mused, "I'm an FBI agent."

"And a former Army Ranger," the younger man bragged. "Me? I was just a lowly Navy Seal who wound up at the Pentagon."

"So you don't want to piss off two former Special Forces soldiers, do you?"

"Especially one who's a top ranked sniper. How's that for looking over your shoulder, eh?"

"Ooh!" An attractive woman peeked over their shoulders. "Are we comparing? Because I know three martial arts!"

Rodney finally let his hand drop and let out a disgusted noise. "Fine, whatever. I'm out of here." He slipped through the crowd once the two former soldiers and their friend let him through.

Bridgid looked between them, near tears with gratitude.

"Thank you so much! I just couldn't get him to leave me alone." She let out a little laugh of disbelief. "I just can't believe he bought your stories enough to scare him off."

All three of them looked confused.

"Stories?" the woman said. "But it's all true. Booth is an FBI Agent and a former sniper and his brother really did work for the Navy at the Pentagon."

"And she really does know how to kick ass," the one she referred to as Booth said. "So don't be going back to that jerk or else Jared and I are going to have to kick his ass and we'll send Bones here to kick yours for being an idiot, understand?"

Brigid blinked at them, still stunned.

"So you really do know three martial arts?" As Booth shook his head in dismay she continued. "Can you teach me?"

larewilarewi on November 24th, 2011 08:12 pm (UTC)
Haven't read Bones fic in ages. Really enjoyed this.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on November 25th, 2011 07:09 am (UTC)
I haven't written any in ages (I'm way behind on the show), but I'm glad you were willing to give my fic a chance. Thanks!
(Anonymous) on November 25th, 2011 07:03 am (UTC)
Love the fic
Just read through this and all your Bones fic.....LOVE!!! I only wish there were more.
Emma DeMaraisemmademarais on November 25th, 2011 07:09 am (UTC)
Re: Love the fic
Thanks! I plan to get caught up on the show over the holiday break so there may be much more fic in 2012!
Tamannaswingandswirl on November 25th, 2011 08:29 am (UTC)
/cackles/ I love that, after everything, Bones is the one she turns to.

Great job, m'dear, and you're making me want to watch Bones!
Karen: bones boothbyrons_brain on November 26th, 2011 02:16 pm (UTC)
YAY! kiss ass fic....