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24 December 2011 @ 11:59 pm
Numb3rs Fic: No Way to Treat a Lady  
Written for numb3rs100 Bonus Challenge - Lady

Title: No Way to Treat a Lady
Pairing/Characters: Megan, Billy, OC
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: Man Hunt, Judgment Call
Summary: Billy expects everyone to treat female agents with respect on his beat
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

The Corsair Club wasn't much more than a smoky haze filled bar with a brothel attached, making booking prostitutes much more convenient for the average mid-level criminal who could afford their overpriced illegal Cuban cigars and overly made up whores.

Billy and Megan had gone in under no pretense of hiding, though they kept their badges and guns concealed just in case.

They found their guy, Roderick Wilson, leaning up against the bar, recognizable even from behind due to his shock white hair tied back in a long ponytail. They needed to get him away from there to somewhere they could talk freely; people didn't rat out their former partners in crime in public and they desperately needed a tip on Anthony Welsch.

Megan politely tapped on Roderick's shoulder.

"Excuse me, Sir," she said. "Could I have a word with you outside?"

Roderick glanced over his shoulder from where he was drunkenly entertaining two busty blonde bimbos, gave her a once over and then dismissed her.

"Get lost."

"Hey," Billy piped up, stepping forward. "The lady asked you a question."

Again Roderick looked back, sized them both up and still waved them off.

"Buzz off."

He didn't even finish his gesture. Megan grabbed his arm, pulled one of her Krav Maga moves on him and had him on the floor with his arm jacked up behind him in a split second.

Billy crouched down, smirking at the man's stunned expression.

"See, that's no way to treat a lady. After all, she did ask nicely!"

"What the hell?" Roderick spat out, flustered. "Get off me or I'll call the cops!"

"We are the cops," Megan snarked as Billy flashed his badge. "And that is a Glock 9mm at your back, not just me being happy to see you. Now... Let's talk."

Andreadizzydrea on December 29th, 2011 07:44 am (UTC)
I know I said something during chat, but I just wanted to put this down someplace permanent. I loved this! I wasn't sure I got Billy and Megan together, despite the fact that I remixed a story with them together. Now, though, I'm convinced.

The best part? The last line, of course!

"We are the cops," Megan snarked as Billy flashed his badge. "And that is a Glock 9mm at your back, not just me being happy to see you. Now... Let's talk."

ladygray99: Alanladygray99 on December 29th, 2011 02:16 pm (UTC)
I love it when you write BadAss!Megan and I always love your Billy. The two of them together are always great and when they're both on their game it's just that much more perfect. :D
Candi: Cuffsmustangcandi on December 31st, 2011 04:58 am (UTC)
This might be cheating but I SO was going to say exactly what LG said here. Love BadAss!Megan and your Billy is always so much fun to read. Put the two together and I'm in a haze of yummy badass perfection. *floats away on it*