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30 July 2012 @ 12:52 pm
Numb3rs Fic: A Close Shave  
Written for numb3rs100 Challenge #378 - Cream

Title: A Close Shave
Pairing/Characters: Don/Ian
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 200
Spoilers: Sniper Zero
Summary: Even in the wilderness Ian is always prepared
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

"Hold very still if you want to live."

Ian held the glistening blade to Don's throat.

"Jeez, Ian. Over dramatic much?" Don huffed. "And how is it that you have shaving cream out here in the middle of nowhere but no razor? Just a knife?"

Ian stepped back, showing off the obviously very high quality hunting knife.

"Hey, this thing's even sharper than a straight edge razor and much easier to handle. It'll give you the shave of your life."

"Or the last shave of my life," Don quipped with a smirk. "If you slip up."

Ian narrowed his eyes.

"Do you honestly believe I'll slip up? Me? Third best sniper in the country?"

"Just joking." Don tugged Ian back to him with an air of apology. "Come on. Let's do this so we can move on to more pleasurable parts of our weekend away."

Ian sat astride Don's lap bringing their bodies into intimate contact, their shirtless chests brushing as the light friction of boxer briefs earned a tiny gasp from Don's cupid's bow lips.

"Oh, I fully intend for this to be pleasurable," Ian purred, running the blade up Don's neck to his chin. "Well... For me at least."

lilacs_roseslilacs_roses on July 30th, 2012 08:20 pm (UTC)
ROFL!! I was in a YIM conference with some friends and one of them said, "if certainly would be a turn OFF when someone held a knive to my throat"

I was thinking... heck, Ian can hold a knife to my throat *any time*!! /wiggles eyebrows :)

Well done, as usual :) :)
cat_13145cat_13145 on July 31st, 2012 05:33 am (UTC)
Yay for Don and Ian. We haven't had much for a while.
Karen: grimm hexenbiestbyrons_brain on July 31st, 2012 10:36 am (UTC)
Oooh very nice.....
irena_adler: Don friskyirena_adler on August 11th, 2012 07:16 am (UTC)
I think Ian is going to make this a very slow, long shave! *eg*
ladygray99ladygray99 on October 1st, 2012 02:05 pm (UTC)
Okaaaaaaaaay So this is seriously one of my kinks. Just so you know.