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14 January 2013 @ 08:37 pm
Numb3rs Fic: Front of the Line  
Written for numb3rs100 Challenge #402 - Front

Title: Front of the Line
Pairing/Characters: Don, Charlie, OCs
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: Seasons 1-3
Summary: Professor Eppes gets a lot of groupies hanging around at office hours
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

"That face..."

"That smile..."

"Forget that, check out his ass in those jeans!"

"Hell yes, that ass..."

Three female FBI Academy cadets, hanging around after class, let their eyes follow Professor Eppes as he walked down the hall and into his office, closing the door behind him.

"I'd go for that," one mused aloud, cocking her head towards where Don's office was across from where they stood.

"Get in line," the other two said, almost in unison.

As if on command women went from standing about the hallway in small groups to queuing up at the closed door.

The three quickly joined in, securing places not too far down.

Just as the door opened though, a young man pushed his way to the front and tried to enter.

"Excuse me!"

"Hey!" they cried.

"No cuts!" someone bravely shouted.

Don appeared at his open doorway, looming over the young man who looked bemused. He greeted the much shorter man with a blinding grin and a hand clapped on his shoulder before turning to the waiting crowd.

"Sorry, ladies. When my brother Charlie's in town, he's always going to get the front of the line."

"Brother?" The murmurs were a mix of disappointment and appreciation for the visual of the two brothers standing side by side.

"I'd go for that – both of them," a woman whispered to her friends.

"Share the wealth," her friend teased. "More to go around."

"So, I'm sorry, but today? Office hours are officially canceled!" Don called out.

A collective groan erupted and the crowd began to disperse as Don ushered Charlie inside, closing the door behind them.

"Oh to be a fly on that wall," one woman bemoaned.

"Forget fly!" another joshed. "Oh, for a webcam from the surveillance class equipment cabinet! Flies don't have zoom lenses!"

ladygray99ladygray99 on January 15th, 2013 05:49 am (UTC)
Naughty ladies. Naughty, naughty.
Candi: Don and Dad Chessmustangcandi on January 15th, 2013 02:42 pm (UTC)
hehehe. I love the role reversal of Don being "Professor Eppes." That's awesome.

Naughty ladies indeed.
cat_13145cat_13145 on January 15th, 2013 05:51 pm (UTC)
I'd pay for that film. One of them Liz by any chance?
goes to happy place thinking of Don teaching at Quantico.
musicwriteslifemusicwriteslife on January 15th, 2013 11:13 pm (UTC)
I can't say I blame them; I'd cue up for some of that too! ;)

The role-reversal was also nice. They both make good professors. :)
Cynthia: CD - For Life1trackmind on January 15th, 2013 11:59 pm (UTC)
Ha! I love it.
Ma Yumiym4yum1 on January 22nd, 2013 05:19 am (UTC)
"Get in line," the other two said, almost in unison.

Best line ever!

I think about that in the future, Don back to teach in Quantico, enjoying the life as Professor Eppes! Love it!

xxoo Mari
angelface_36 on April 5th, 2013 11:34 pm (UTC)
That was funny and great