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05 January 2014 @ 11:59 pm
Numb3rs Fic: No Resolve, No Resolution  
Written for numb3rs100 Challenge #453 - Shake

Title: No Resolve, No Resolution
Pairing/Characters: Withheld
Rating: G
Word Count: 200
Spoilers: None
Summary: A resolution to diet is often hard to keep
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

December 30th
Breakfast: Jelly donuts, latte
Lunch: Cheeseburger, fries, chocolate milkshake
Dinner: Kung pao chicken, egg rolls, fried rice, iced tea
Dessert: Lemon meringue pie, milk
Snacks: Pita chips, hummus, candy bar

December 31st
Breakfast: Onion bagel, lox, cream cheese, coffee with cream and sugar
Lunch: Reuben sandwich, potato chips, brownie, soda
Dinner: Steak, mashed potatoes, asparagus, gravy, red wine
Dessert: Chocolate layer cake, coffee with cream and sugar
Snacks: Hors d'oeuvre, petits fours, champagne

January 1st
Breakfast: Poached egg, rye toast, diet margarine, black coffee
Lunch: Light tuna, rice cake, carrots, water

He looked down at the remains of the feast he'd devoured. Gone were the remnants of the healthy vegetable plate he'd planned on. He'd inhaled them so fast he didn't feel like he'd eaten anything. Foraging in the cupboard led to pretzels then peanut butter and crackers, which lead to the refrigerator. Then he'd heated up some pizza rolls, polished off the leftover Chinese food and then sat down with the remainder of the ice cream he'd bought for his pre-new years' diet last supper.

With a defeated sigh, Charlie crumpled up his food journal and gave up, once again, on dieting for the new year.

ladygray99ladygray99 on January 8th, 2014 10:49 am (UTC)
You and me both, Charlie.
Candi: Charlie Thinking Equationsmustangcandi on January 12th, 2014 12:00 am (UTC)
hahahahaha! Yes, Charlie. I too know your pain.