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19 April 2007 @ 09:12 pm
Numb3rs Fic: Partners in Crime  
Written for numb3rs100 Bonus Challenge – Partners

Title: Partners in Crime
Pairing/Characters: Don/Billy
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: Man Hunt
Summary: Don and Billy are partners in every way
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

Tito Dacasco slipped into the club from the shadows of the alley entrance, scoping out the fresh meat. He frequented the club, but was always on the lookout for something new to try.

Or, to be more precise, someone.

He spied a dark-haired man in an open silk shirt at the bar. He had an athlete's body and a mouth that gave him ideas.

"You're new," Tito said, looking him up and down. "And now you're busy. Come with me."

A red-haired man slung his arm over Tito's prey's neck. "Hold on there." His boyish face was fixed with a devilish grin. "We're a package deal. Partners. You take him you get both of us." His hand slid inside his partner's shirt, pale fingers caressing dark chest hair.

Tito paused then cocked his head towards the stairs. "Let's go then."

Once upstairs Don had his gun at Tito's temple in a heartbeat.



The door to the motel room slammed behind them.

Billy's hands went to Don's shirt as Don opened his jeans.

"Fuck Don, you look so hot as a rent boy! I almost want to fuck you with this shirt on."

Don laughed. "Shut up and get naked. I don't have the patience to play gigolo for you right now."

Billy groaned. "I definitely want a rain check on that."

They fell onto the bed, clothing flying until bare skin met and they slid against each other, desperate for friction.

Billy pulled Don on top of him, grasping his ass in his hands as Don buried his face in his neck. He shuddered as Billy gasped beneath him, finally finding release after a night of impatience.

"We make a good pair, you and I," Billy mused.

Don relaxed against him with a contented sigh.

"Yeah, we really do."

Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on April 20th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
This fic was written for and is dedicated to my partner in crime - my lovely slash wife melissima for our 1 year anniversary as co-mods of numb3rs100.

Though I must share her with the incomparable asemic, she is worth it. No question. (And who better to share her with? It's like a happy bonus!)

When we were made co-mods a year ago I admit to a tiny bit of apprehension because, well, I am not the easiest person to get along with. I feared I might go on a power trip and not be able to handle being 50-50 with another person instead of having the full control I normally (read greedily) crave.

Boy was I wrong!

Now I can't imagine doing this without her. She infuses the comm with personality, is warm and friendly with the comm members and brings a sense of lightness to the work of modding that makes it feel as if it's no effort at all. I have the best time with her (Ian!) and look forward to our planning sessions every time.

It's been a fabulous year and I am thrilled with how it's gone.

Ma cherie, je t'adore. ♥

I tip my hat as well to all the authors and readers who keep the comm growing and thriving. Two people - even as much as we adore each other - do not a comm make. Thank you for being an important part of our little corner of LJ land.

On to the fic...

It *had* to be Billy, but I let melissima pick the pairing (and the scenario - rent boys!) and it feels right that we should celebrate our partnership in a fic based on Don's best partner ever. One episode and their chemistry jumped off the small screen. Ahh, Max Martini... We miss you so...

I confess that the name of the fugitive is a mix of Tito from Contenders and actor Mark Dacascos. Ponder that visual for a moment... Hehehe

Oh, and ironic as it seems, very special thanks to melissima - wearing her beta hat this time - for her assistance with this fic. In this case, it mostly meant first squeeing rights and the chance to see the extended version before I sliced and diced to get it down to 300 words.


Emma DeMarais
NVneur0vanity on April 20th, 2007 06:09 am (UTC)
Delicious! I love the scenario of Don and Billy as undercover rentboys. It would be great if you expanded this into a full fic. :D
Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on April 20th, 2007 06:16 am (UTC)
Trust me it was hard not to! I normally have no problem hitting my mark, but I had to actually work to throttle this fic down to 300 words.

Kudos to Slick for her rent boy scenario. I do think it deserves a longer telling, but I think I might make a fresh universe for it someday.

Then again, I have been craving Diego from U is for Undercover recently. He would make a tasty undercover rent boy. /gets dreamy look/

riverotter1951: red valentineriverotter1951 on April 20th, 2007 01:25 pm (UTC)
Rent boys
This was wonderful. I discovered this community after reading U is for Undercover and tracking down your live journal which led to this community.

Thanks for the ride. I'd love to have Diego reappear in Don's life. A threesome of Don, Bill and Diego would be perfect.
PhilLeeGirlphilleegirl on April 20th, 2007 02:49 pm (UTC)
Wow! This was wonderful! I loved the idea of Don and Billy as rent boys. So hot and funny. Just like them. Sigh... I wish the Unit wasn't doing so well so that we'd get Max/Billy back on Numb3rs.
Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on April 24th, 2007 02:19 am (UTC)
Hee! Thanks! Thank Slick for the bunny! She and I were talking about Max and The Unit. I wish he would get enough time off to guest star as Billy at least. I don't know how well The Unit is doing so I will breathe easier once they get renewed for fall.
PhilLeeGirlphilleegirl on April 29th, 2007 04:18 pm (UTC)
Oh, I completely forgot to congratulate you and Slick for the excellent partnership. N3100 is one of the best run comms out there!

I don't watch The Unit, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Max.
Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on April 29th, 2007 05:22 pm (UTC)
Oh thank you! That is so sweet of you to say.

We have worked hard to build the comm into something people would really enjoy - authors and readers. We still have more we want to do, but the participation over the last year has been tremendous and we are both thrilled with it. It's so rewarding to know that the comm is thriving now when it so easily could have died after prompt 50.

Before we took over an average week had one fic posted - mine. Now my little fic gets lost in a deluge of stories and I have never been so happy to be overshadowed.

I guess that brings new meaning to 'après moi le deluge' LOL!

Thanks again!
Walking Liability: n3| sideways in reverseasemic on April 21st, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
Obviously they make a good pair. Needless to say they are the end all be all for me on this show. :P So very pretty. :D


Thanks love.
Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on April 24th, 2007 02:23 am (UTC)


/squishes you/

You came to play! /dances/ I've missed you! /dips you/

I adore our lovely wife for giving me this bunny. Such Don/Billy love... /dies from teh pretty/

Don't forget about us, you hear? We miss you and adore you...

/hugs tightly/
DarkElyelysium1996 on April 22nd, 2007 03:10 pm (UTC)
I think this is my fave DOn/Coop... so wickedly funny

irena_adler: Don friskyirena_adler on April 24th, 2007 12:21 am (UTC)
Yummy images of rentboy!Don and his partner ...

Maybe post a link to this on eppes_slash. :)
rubynye on October 6th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
Oh, they really, really do.
*adores this*