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23 May 2007 @ 11:57 pm
Criminal Minds Fic: French and Shakespeare  
Posted to bau_fic
Crossposted to morgan_garcia

Title: French and Shakespeare
Pairing/Characters: Morgan, Garcia
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Extreme Aggressor
Summary: Garcia and Morgan banter during a day in the office
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

"Hey hot stuff, you got those figures yet?"

Derek strode into Garcia's bunker head buried in a file folder. When she didn't respond he looked up and saw her tapping a lavender feathered pen on her chair arm as if she wasn't going to spill until she had his full attention.

"You with me there, tiger?" she asked, arching her eyebrow at him.

"I'm sorry," he said closing up the folder and putting it aside. "I'm all yours."

"Oh, that's what I like to hear," Penelope chuckled wickedly.

"Now, now, little lady," Derek mock teased. "Work first, play later. Do you have the figures?"

"Not only do I have them, you big hunk of FBI agent you," she said, rising to retrieve a sheet of paper from the printer, "you are going to fall down and worship me when you see what I found for you."

She presented the printout with a flourish then sat back down as he read it.

"Oh, my god. This... Oh man, I could kiss you, Garcia."

"One dollar, goes to charity or try your hand at the dunking booth next door," she tossed off gaily.

"You are a goddess!" He finished excitedly reading the page and looked up at her.

"So my worshipers tell me..." she said with a pretend bored sigh.

"Rain check on that kiss, sweetness," he tossed off with a grin. "Got to take this to Hotch right away."

"Au revoir, mon cher... Parting is such sweet sorrow..."

Derek stopped halfway out the door.

"French and Shakespeare? Garcia, you really know how to kill a guy..."

"Kisses one dollar," Penelope taunted, walking over to hand him the folder he'd forgotten in his haste. "Knocking you dead costs extra."

Good is Relative: CM Garcia LOLgoodisrelative on May 24th, 2007 12:26 pm (UTC)
This was excellent. You have their banter down perfectly!