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01 July 2007 @ 08:30 pm
Numb3rs Fic: 1001 Ways  
Posted to numb3rs_het

Title: 1001 Ways
Pairing/Characters: Charlie/Amita, Don
Rating: NC17
Spoilers: Counterfeit Reality, Spree
Summary: Charlie wants to propose while Don and Amita want something else
Notes/Warnings: Read the disclaimer on my LJ

He imagines her in a gondola in Venice - the real one in Italy, not the canals by David's apartment - resplendent in a white sundress as their gondolier serenades them.

He pictures her cheeks flushed with cold inside her fur-lined parka on the ski slopes at Whistler. He'd take off her parka once they got into their cabin and strip her slowly in front of the crackling fire.

He looks into hot air balloons, horseback riding, yacht rental...

He wants to make this moment special for her.

He wants her to remember it forever, tell her friends about it happily for years to come.

Charlie's thought of a thousand and one ways to propose to Amita.

Now he just has to pick one and do it.


He's dreamed of her, bent over a desk, gripping the edges hard as he pummels her from behind - his fingers bruising, marking her hips - while she moans his name so loud anyone around could hear it.

He's fantasized about her handcuffed to his bed - spread out against the sheets, all honey skin and black curls - his to taste, devour. He'd lick his way up her creamy thighs, suck her clit until she screamed then fuck her mouth just to watch those lush red lips encircle his cock.

He steals glances at her when he thinks no one will notice, undressing her in his mind.

He wonders what would happen if he ever gave in to temptation.

She'd never forget it - he knows that - and neither would his brother.

Don's thought of a thousand and one ways to fuck his brother's girlfriend.

Fiancée, he reminds himself, soon it'll be fiancée...


The bed is cold and empty and she tosses and turns for almost an hour before giving up the fruitless search for sleep.

Her hand slips inside her panties and she imagines featherlight kisses, sweet caresses and whispered words of love.

Her interest is aroused, but nothing more.

Then she imagines being held down, handcuffed, fucked brusquely from behind while an angry voice calls her a bitch, a slut, a whore...

She comes hard, riding her fingers to oblivion.

She craves sleep even more now, needs it to erase the thoughts troubling her euphoria dazed mind.

As she drifts off, she wonders...

How can she marry Charlie if her fantasies keep leading her to Don?

Emma DeMarais: BlueEyeemmademarais on July 2nd, 2007 03:45 am (UTC)
Gyen made me do it!


Well, she did!

gyen_gaoltosing is taking an LJ hiatus /weeps/ and as a parting gift of sorts did one last drabble at the comm. I co-mod, numb3rs100. (She also did an alternate longer version! You must read both!)

She wrote my *least* favorite pairing in the fandom - Don/Amita.

Seriously, I'd take Charlie/Larry over Don/Amita any day of the week and you can tell how much I like that pairing by how much I've published it on this LJ. Yeah, that little. ;-)

But it was really *hot* Don/Amita.


So, I caved.

The muse got all turned on and wanted to write it so I went off and 1001 Ways was the result - a fic that should be subtitled 'How to Write Don/Amita Without Actually *Writing* Don/Amita'. Heh.

I emailed the resulting fic to Gyen and she told me to post it, so here it is, in all it's NOT Don/Amita glory. ;-)

I bet you anything I'm going to write real Don/Amita when she comes back in August.

/bangs head against wall/

For now, hello numb3rs_het readers! I know this is only my second fic posted at your comm, but never fear. I have more het to come in the future, I'm sure. /smiles/

Funny factoid - I already have a fic called One Hundred Ways. I'd just forgotten about it. /looks sheepish/ Ironically, it's about Don making up for being a bad brother to Charlie. /grins madly/

Bonus factoid: This fic makes me think of the line "I saw you in an orange grove..." (Brownie points if know you what movie that's from.)

Finally a mini-disclaimer...

Supposedly the majority of women have control fantasies. That does *not* mean that's what they want in real life.

So this fic goes out to Gyen, with blown kisses and wishes for a good sabbatical... You'll be missed, my dear...


Emma DeMarais
perhaps some frottage is in order: navi hotsororcula on July 2nd, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Confession
Just so you know, when I tag this at numb3rs_het, I'm going to use a "don/amita" tag as well as a "charlie/amita" tag. Which means you've officially written Don/Amita, no matter your cute little protests and whatnot. :-P

This was great, and hot, and naughty. I like it. :-)
gyen_gaoltosing: N3: Naughty Gigglegyen_gaoltosing on July 4th, 2007 06:35 pm (UTC)
Re: Confession
How can she marry Charlie if her fantasies keep leading her to Don?

*cackles evilly* Oh god, it's so naughty, I LOVE IT!! I really think that it's this very last line that is what draws me to the Don/Amita pairing...because it's so fucking wicked. (Clearly, I've got some weird soap opera bent. *headdesk*)
Like I said, this is scrumdidiliumptious. And I love having the three point of views, and seeing the big picture in that way.

I bet you anything I'm going to write real Don/Amita when she comes back in August.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Like I said, it's etched in my memory now, and I won't let you forget you said that. >:D

*hugs* Mwah!
Walking Liability: mh| met his lonely handsasemic on July 2nd, 2007 05:28 pm (UTC)

Where both boys compete to Pleasure Amita because she deserves sex goshnabit.

fejaih on July 3rd, 2007 12:29 am (UTC)

*clears throat* Ahem. I like, especially the last two lines of each segment.

PhilLeeGirlphilleegirl on July 8th, 2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
Hmm... Interesting. I don't like/do the Don/Amita ship (mostly because I hate Amita with a passion I reserve for fictional characters), but there is something about their season 1 chemistry. I find it interesting that his and hers fantasies are so similiar. Wonderful!